(I guess I forgot to post this one!!!!)
I haven’t read such a risque book since I secretly read, Forever by Judy Blume, in junior high school.
And to think, they are think about making a movie out of this trilogy. It’s going to be Rate PORN. For shizzle.
I love reading books. Predominantly textbooks on disease (yes, I’m a dork), self-help, and spiritual books. The last novel type book I read was, “The Help.” So of course on my regular news channel, Facebook, everyone started talking about this new addictive book called, “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Curiosity set in. But I waited to see what the hoopla was all about and whether or not the tides would calm. But nope, everyone kept carrying on. Namely women. I do not think any sane man is going to admit to reading this book… not out loud. Hahaha. I never got into Harry Potter, Twilight, etc. You get the drift. So I was very reluctant. Then, my in denial-lovely sister gave me a brief synopsis of the book. She stated something to the effect of “guy, his quirks, relationship.” She vehemently denies saying that, but I have a great memory … and I promise that’s the way she described it.
So, I’m all for reading books to enlighten relationships. I start reading this book and by the first few chapters… it’s all sex. Kinky, mind-blowing, are you for real… people do this kind of sex. This book should have one of those crazy pictures on paperback books that show a guy and a girl in steamy positions with a tinge of nipple-gate going on. What the heck does the necktie have to do with anything? Then, as I am reading this book, I’m thinking man… this lady thought of this? And then, I started thinking, “whoa, someone is doing this for her to know, right?” Crazy.
My sister in-laws’ husband is writing a book… and I remember him briefly telling me the process of how he gets from sentence-to-sentence; chapter-to-chapter. So, he thinks these thoughts into words, sentences, and ultimately a story. All I can say, is man… she’s kinky. Crazy.
But now, I’m invested and I can’t stop reading because I want to know why the guy is so messed up. Childhood angst it seems. And sad to admit, but he sounds beautiful. I can imagine what he might look like and whew… steamy. I can’t imagine who can play him in a movie because he seems out-of-this world hot. I feel like such a loser.